Real Photoshop

Someone has recreated the photoshop layout in a real life large scale.
You have to wonder if this is what Da Vinci had to paint the Mona Lisa. Although I'm not sure how the undo would work...

How to know if a cat is trying to kill you

Cat's are always trying to kill us humans. They can't help it, it's just in their nature. I mean they've already managed invisibility.
Please use the information below to understand the signs and protect yourself from the impeding catapocalypse.

The Alien Car

In Mother Russia you can drink vodka from the fountains and have aliens bursting from your car...?
Ah yes this is apparently the new thing that is taking over in Russia.
It won't be long until it reaches us and then all the little NED's will have some massive bottle of Buckfast on the front of their cars. Then when they all get drunk they will try and pry it off the front of their car, so that they can get more drunk. Ah the NED always aiming for that higher alcoholic plateau.

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Spider Payment

Quite right that this isn't acceptable as payment. It's worth way more than that and to be honest how do you give change in picture form...give him back a couple of the legs?

The happiest car in the world

A car that smiles is a car that is happy. Makes a difference from a demonic car going round trying to kill everything.

Secret of Invisibility...Cats

Yes cats seem to hold the secret to invisibility if these pictures are anything to go buy. They can make anything disappear just buy thinking about it. But then who knew cats thought about anything..

The end of the cartoon

These are the scenes that you never did see in the cartoons when you were a kid although you always had an idea that something like this happened.
When they tried the live action version of the cartoons it started happening too often so they had to stop the whole thing...ah shame.















Now this guy is different because he actually did catch the road runner in his final escapade. The video is below for those of you that don't believe me. But the picture is just that tad better at horrifying the squeamish children.

Extreme...Scrabble?

Yup. Looks like they're going for the whole extreme thing with scrabble now. Take it they weren't happy enough with their extreme ironing, so they had to go and try and challenge their brains as well.
It's all in aid of the fact that scrabble is now 60 years old so a whole bunch of idiots brave people went out and endangered their lives to play the old game.
Now my turn.
Yay triple word score...

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Giant Bug Attacks

Argh, Run for the hills. The bugs have been gentically mutated and are trying to attack us all.
Seriously why would you even put this thing near any part of your body. I would be dead even being in the same room as it.

The Epic Halloween Post

And it has come round yet again. All hallows eve.

The pumpkin has been the symbol of a house celebrating Halloween as long as Halloween has been celebrated, and if they haven't then they should be. Here's a selection of some extreme ones for you to gaze upon.











and what would any good Halloween evening be without an incredibly terrifying movie to keep you hiding behind your couch. Here's a selection of some of the scariest. Make sure to check out the source for the top 25.

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And hey you've got to dress up as well. It's really the whole point in the night isn't it. There's the good and then the bad and of course the ugly.

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And then you can't forget the animals either. You just know that they are sitting there waiting to join in.

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Then there's all those scary urban legends that you tell each other to see who can freak out the others the best. This site just happens to have 6 creepy ones that are actually true.

#6. Something Off About That Picture

A young man is dropping off groceries at the house of an eccentric old lady when he notices an old photo that makes the hair on his arms stand on end. The photo's normal enough--a young boy in his Sunday best--but something just seems off. He asks the old lady who it is.

"Oh," she replies, trying to stuff a cat in the dishwasher "isn't that beautiful? You can hardly tell he's dead."

Finally there's the one picture that doing the rounds on the interwebby and also scaring the bejebbers out of many...myself included.



Feel free to make your own stories up for this one. Make sure you send them in to me. I'll post the best one, as in the one that doesn't let me sleep for a week. Same goes for your costumes although I'll also include the one that stops me breathing with laughing so hard.
Send them to toomuchfreetime.tips@googlemail.com