So listen to them all

Russian Spiderman is, well, Russian

It's sneaking up on me

That would freak you out in the cinema

Teach me, oh shadow master

Well, there's your problem

Sad Cthulhu

Can you knot? I cannot..

We all deserve better

A rule I cannot follow

Erm... Batman

It's a lovely thought

But then do I really want to be searching the earth for what is, in essence, my genetic double... Think of the children!

And we still haven't colonised the moon?

Lovely bedtime story

Just keep staring