Yup, that's my problem as well

Impressive even for a cat

The world is full of idiots

Saves you moving the rest of the day

Well you're the one that raised her

How would you choose to survive?

I never got any of these when I was at school

Such an awkward moment

I would be worse than reality

You may be screwed

Scumbag nurses

Well it certainly does now

Once you see it

We all have this idiot

Let's not take any chances