Yes I see your problem

You're reading this in an intellectual voice when actually I'm just a dog... Woof!

I've found my Christmas present!

I just want to see all the jealous looks when I wear it outside... And the shock when it rains!

Yes... I have always wanted to do that

Hm I can see that this would lead to some strange phonecalls..
"Where are you?"
"Erm... I went for a dive and now I'm hiding from a shark! Please send help."
"Ok can you pick up some Salmon for dinner? Thanks"

Cosplay Fails

I think we all know by now that when cosplay is done right, it's done right. But there are those select few that choose to dress up when they should really be hiding in a dark corner somewhere.
Hit the jump for the full gallery..You may need to bleach your eyeballs after it.

Creepiest Pieces Of Jewellery Ever

I have no idea why on the world you would even consider wearing these things.  They have to be the weirdest things that I have ever seen. I mean taxidermy is creepy enough as it is, as if you want to look at the animal you took care of posed in the one way for the rest of your life.
The only time it's acceptible if it's used as a pencil caddy and has pencil sharpners for eyes.
Hit the link for the full gallery and links to where you can get them you creepy, creepy lot.

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Apple Mac Apple Art

Some of these are actually quite intuitive in the way that they use the Apple logo others are actually obvious.
Hit the jump for the full gallery.

Alternative Phrases

Yeh sure I'll try them out while I tell you where you can shove them..Sorry 'I don't think you understand'.

Religion This Is

Pretty Sure That's Redundent

Take This, It's Dangerous

In This Situation Its The Only Word To Use

Creepiest Romantic Dinner Ever

So apparently this guy on Reddit likes to explore sewer systems for some reason. Nothing really wrong with that I guess if your into that thing.
What is creepy is what you can find down there. Giant rats the size of dogs, disgarded radioactive gold fish and then this.
enkideridu is surmising that it is a leftover from valentines day and I have to agree with him. But can you imagine the situation
'Well honey I have a special dinner all planned out for us, just me and you not a soul around to disturb us,'
'Oh really, how romantic and just where is that you've got this booked? A special area of the best resteraunt in the city?'
'No not exactly,'
'Well I guess the second one will be just as good...'
'Erm...No We're going down to the sewers, I have a takeaway waiting for us.'
'Yeh, I don't want to see your face ever again..Although it does explain the smell.'

Hit the jump for all the creepy stuff
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Saving For Another Deathstar

After having the first two blown up Vadar couldn't get the funds anymore from the empire and had to resort to other means of securing funds.
You don't want to see the pictures of what he got up to at night.

I Really Hope This Is A Real Place

Becuase I want to go so badly, mind if you were staying there I'm pretty sure that you would be going all the time. To pee that is...Bet you have to go pee now just looking at the waterfall.

Everyone Has A Fetish

I just really wonder about some people.