Yes I see your problem

You're reading this in an intellectual voice when actually I'm just a dog... Woof!

I've found my Christmas present!

I just want to see all the jealous looks when I wear it outside... And the shock when it rains!

Yes... I have always wanted to do that

Hm I can see that this would lead to some strange phonecalls..
"Where are you?"
"Erm... I went for a dive and now I'm hiding from a shark! Please send help."
"Ok can you pick up some Salmon for dinner? Thanks"